How to Strap a Christmas Tree To Your MINI

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It’s that festive time of year when some MINI owners embrace the holiday spirit by strapping Christmas trees to their roofs. While it’s a charming sight, let’s face it—some of these tree-toting MINIs look like a disaster waiting to happen. From trees mounted backwards to precarious tie-down jobs, we’ve seen it all.

If you want to avoid scratched paint, poor aerodynamics, or worse—a tree tumbling off on the highway—here’s a quick guide to doing it the right way. These five simple but crucial tips will keep your tree secure, your MINI looking pristine, and your holiday spirit intact.

1. Position the Tree Backward (Yes, Direction Matters!)

This might sound obvious, but you’d be surprised how often trees are strapped facing forward. Always place the tree trunk facing the front of the car. Placing the bottom of the tree forward creates less drag when pointed into the wind, and the narrower tip trailing behind makes the whole setup more aerodynamic. This isn’t just a tip for aesthetics—it’s science.

MIIN’s promotional photos may look charming, but they typically representing the wrong way to carry a tree on a MINI.

2. Bail or Net Your Tree.

Before even thinking about placing the tree on your MINI, make sure it’s bailed or netted. A wrapped tree not only reduces the chance of rogue branches scratching your roof, but it also drastically improves aerodynamics. An unwrapped tree turns into a wind-catching parachute, which can lead to unnecessary drag and reduced fuel efficiency. Plus, the cleaner profile makes securing the tree much easier.

The blanket may be too large but you get the idea.

3. Protect the Paint (A Tree’s Revenge Isn’t Worth It)

Even the most perfectly bailed tree can still cause damage if placed directly on your MINI’s roof – especially if your car doesn’t have a sunroof. Always put down a soft layer—such as a small blanket, towel, or even an old yoga mat—at the contact point between the tree and the roof. This acts as a buffer, protecting your paint from stray needles, sap, and scratches. Trust us, it’s much easier to wash a blanket than touch up your roof’s paint.

4. Tie It Down Like You Mean It

When it comes to securing the tree, use your MINI’s exposed roof rails if you have them. If not, no problem—loop the rope or twine through the handles inside the car. This ensures a tight fit without putting unnecessary strain on your car’s trim or weather seals. Avoid tying the tree too tightly, though. Over-tightening can scratch the roof or damage seals around the windows. Firm but gentle is the key here.

A roof-rack can help but not if you’re tree is backwards as it is above.

5. Don’t Forget the Tie-Down Points

Finally, protect the areas where the ropes or straps meet the car. Place a small cloth or rag under the tie-down points to prevent the rope from rubbing directly against the paintwork. Even minor friction can cause scratches over long distances, and a little extra padding goes a long way in preserving your MINI’s finish.

Bonus Tip: Check Your Work

Before hitting the road, give the tree a firm tug to ensure it’s secure. A wobbly tree is a disaster waiting to happen. If it shifts, take the time to re-secure it. The last thing you want is an arm out of the window, hanging onto your tree while driving 65 mph down the highway.

Happy motoring, and may your tree (and MINI) arrive home in perfect condition!

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